Humble Master was disappointed that his list of "Why Men Are Glad Not To Be Female" didn't make the original post. (He didn't see my question when I first asked him.) He had some pretty incredible reasons, so how could I not post them? These are his rambled off-the-cuff reasons:
- We can belch and it's ok.
- When we say, "Don't worry about it," we do not, in fact, secretly mean, "Keep thinking about this until word vomit bursts out of you."
- We can eat as much as we want, and then lose weight faster on accident than when girls try to lose weight.
- Our emotional rollercoasters involve pretty steady climbs and dips, not loop-to-loops by the minute.
- Our fashion understanding should not exceed knowing which article of clothing is the shirt, and which are the pants.
- Occasional mishaps in that area are forgiven.
- We don't care what other men look like, and certainly would never get upset because another man looks better than us.
- Our trickiest fashion choice when getting ready for church is which tie to wear.
- We don't have a voice in our heads telling us we're wasting our time when we play video games.
- We can take a statement at face value, that's right, we see no need to imagine 29 possible interpretations of the statement or causes for which it was said and then choose the worst one.
- Society doesn't make us paint our faces.
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